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50/50: This movie blew my mind. It was incredibly powerful, and incredibly funny. This movie almost made me cry, which is very rare, and I’m not even someone who has been touched by cancer (knock on wood), so I can’t imagine how this movie would affect someone who has been.

The Sandlot: Instant classic. If you haven’t seen this movie, you didn’t have much of a childhood. I remember watching this movie with my grandfather, and it was just so great. There are some really classic scenes in this movie: The drowning scene (pictured), the ball recovery attempt scenes, the carnival scene, and of course, the chase scene. 

North by Northwest: Just because the action movies of today have better special effects, doesn’t mean they deliver more gripping scenes, and more thrilling film. North by Northwest is one of these movies that apeals to everyone. It has romance, action, suspense, mystery, comedy, and does all of it with great zeal. 

The Italian Job: I may have already reviewed this movie, but I’ve seen it so many times that I can’t remember. I really like this movie, as a Mini owner, and as a movie goer. It’s great to watch a movie that features your car (even though mines from the original movie). What’s so great for movie viewers, is that no matter how many times you’ve seen it, there will be something for you. The first time, you’ll watch it for the story, and the next times, for the characters, the driving, and most interestingly, the little intricacies that really take attention to notice. Also gotta give a shout-out to MOS DEF.

Fargo: Oh, Yeah… un huh. Well, thatnks a bunch dere Coen buys fer makin this here movie. Man this film is spectacular. 

Captain America: Here we go again. Yet another Marvel movie. They’re really all the same, so I’ll keep this short. Another Hollywood cookie-cutter movie with mundane directing, sub-par acting, but quite dazzling effects. One notable thing about this particular movie, is the style. A very nostalgic feel was obvious throughout the movie, which added some variety in the Avengers series. And let’s face it, if you know me, theres nothing I like more than women dressed in vintage attire. However, this was overshadowed by other points, such as the villain Hydra. “Hail Hydra!” Could they not think of something more original? More importantly were the ‘German’ actors. With most coming from The UK and some from the United States, it really wasn’t pleasant in the least listening to their false accents. How hard is it to get german actors? 

Rubber: This movie is extremely interesting and original. The humor is a little dark, but if you like that sort of thing, you’ll love the movie. I can’t say the acting is above average, but almost every other part of the movie stands out. Directing, writing, and sound mixing. Visual effects were great and the movement of the tire intrigued me the entire length of the movie. I would, however, have changed the ending.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2: Nowbefore I get started, I want to empasize that I didn’t hate the movie. The last thing I want is fanboys yeling at me. It was increddibly gripping for something that I already knew that story to, and this is why the movie deserves true recognition.

Now for the bad: Some scenes were just dumb. Straight up. The hug scene is first. Like, what the fuck? It was entertaining, but definitely took away from the professional mood of the movie. much the same needs to be said about the Epilogue (the 19 years later part). It just looked and felt like shit. I understand that fanboys are probably crying their eyes out too hard to realize, but the acting is ridiculous, and they just end up “looking like teenagers dressed up in their parents clothes” (Kyra Leib) and playing ‘house’. There were some other parts with which I have similar gripes, but I’ll leave it at that.

Small Town Murder Songs: This movie was great. I suggest every Canadian see it. Now, keep in mind, this isn’t a simple who-dun-it. This is more of a character study than anything. And a fine one at that. Terrific directing and above average acting define this indie classic.