Anonymous asked: would you consider yourself a hipster?
Anonymous asked: are u an artist?
richwhitelesbian: A videogame where your weapons are sentient and you must convince them that your enemies are worth killing. The twist ending is that morality is grey and none of them deserved to die any more or less than you.
The day I think my knives are perfect is the day I’ll know my eyesight is...– Tatsuo Koshimizu
Life is like watching an episode of Seinfeld as a child. You don’t really...– Scott Normand
is the poorest I’ve been since the 8th grade.
They all die when it rains.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Worms have such a sexy texture to them when you touch them and they are so wiggly and cold it’s like omfg stop you fucking kinky ass whore. But they always die when it rains and it is so sad but there are so many so I guess it is okay. Stop Kony 2012
Cold and heat, hunger, thirst, weariness, pain, constraint of movement, want of...– David Pye
I can’t tell you what I think of you, cuz you know that I’d be...– Bleached
Ernest Hemingway Tells a Joke!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To die. In the rain.