That’s my uncle Roger flying one of those.– Drunk guy at U2 on; the snowbirds fly over
Well, the only thing I really have to say is, the stage, lighting, and sound engineering were amazing. Totally eclipsed the performance. U2 really isn’t that good. And i loved the cellphone thing. It looked amazing from where I was.
Spirit of '68
Here we go boys and girls.
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Everyone needs to read this before voting in October.
UUUUUUUHHHHHHHH I thought that was the carpet design!– Ryan Coffell on Jess Braemers puke.
Wife: Do you want a drink?
Wife: What kind?
Husband: No. 7up.
Pizza guy: anybody hungry over here?
Jess: I'm hungry
Pizza guy: 15 bucks for the whole pizza
Jess: I just want one piece
Pizza guy: you can have the whole pizza for 15 bucks
Jess: LISTEN. I only want one piece.
I make my cars with such good brakes, such good steering, that if people get...– Sir Alexander Arnold Constantine Issigonis
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So I guess you know, without me telling you, that I love where I live.
I've got blood on my eye tooth.
Bu I ain’t no stinkin vampire. I just flossed.