November 2010
In 500 Years...: Christopher Walken →
photograffer:
“It is widely believed that Mr. Walken was actually Adam, and that he pushed Eve down some stairs after she got a little too fresh. In other words, he’s been around forever and may in fact be immortal. 5,000 years before Jesus Christ was stoned to death by jealous noobs, Walken began…
“Your hair looks extra wind-blown today.”
– Every single person in my dream last night.
Amazing Future. →
The future always appears to be the brightest entity.
The White Stripes make some of the best music...
All King's Men.
Kings Head: It is more than a bar. While YOU have tools dressed in shirts from Stitches, grinding up on skanks and drinking cheap bee,r because they don’t know the difference, we have real people, dressed in what real people wear, dancing like real people, while drinking really good beer.
Jealous?
You should be.
revelbeauty asked: thanks a lot for the follow :):)
Sarah Palin
This woman is pretty much blaming the shelling in South Korea on the Chinese.
“We do need to press China to do more to put pressure on North Korea.”
Leave it to the United States Republican Party to blame anything bad that happens in the news on the closest communist country.
“I am so going to bed at 9.”
– Me at 8.
Her voice is so beautiful.
“Dylan lyrics are like another instrument in the band: emotional, evocative, but...”
– http://ezrafurman.tumblr.com/
If only it were sexy to be living in Canada.
Mr. Zalis.
Today, Mr. Zalis cam into the store. And in true Zalis fashion, he plopped his full basket down on the belt and said;
“Well, There it is.”
and then walked to the other end of the till, and watch me unload his groceries from the basket.
Typical Zane Zalis.
Well that's ironic.
You're so vain.
You probably think this post is about you.
Language Arts.
Right now I’m going through a HUGE person vs self character conflict. This car is ripping me apart.
It kind of bothers me, and I know it’s none of my business, but what is the premise behind the Eggo frozen waffles slogan; “L’eggo my Eggo!” It really doesn’t make much sense to me, and I would really like a background on who is quoting saying this, who grabbed their waffle doesn’t the violator know that it is impolite to excessively handle other peoples food,...
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I really wish I didn’t have dreams and aspirations right about now. It would be so damn easy to just go to Red River college take a 4 year graphic design course, only to design brochures advertising some 60+ year old retirement complex.
I’m really fucking pissed off at myself right now. But what the hell else is new? Christ on high, why the fuck can’t I pull it together and fucking study for a test. Even when life dreams are on the line, I stare blankly at the pages and reject all information my eyes absorb.
Shit needs to change.
What the Actual Fuck.
My binder just exploded. Everything is everywhere.
Dear phishers,
Thank you for keeping it fresh and original in the ways you try and get my money. Also, thank you for weeding out the people who just are not fit to be using the internet.
What is going on with..
all these damned wrong number calls? That is my fourth one in a week, and a 400% spike.
You know, everyone allways wonders how they got the caramel in the caramilk bar, but how the hell did they get the peanut butter in the reese cups?
“I don’t like the The Olive Garden, they treat me like family.”
– Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Frank you son of a bitch.
So as much as I am trying to stay positive, my iPod is really making it difficult. The headphone jack is fucked, and the left ear cuts out if you touch it wrong. I also hate the lack of portrait orientation lock. On the bright side, if this one conks out, I get the new fancy one.
“I prefer drawing to talking. Drawing is faster, and leaves less room for lies.”
– Le Corbusier 