October 2010
Start. Fucking. Running.
One down...
That takes care of that. Won’t be talking to her again.
Well here's a new one:
Someone shopping during class. A true homage to our time.
I Got 99 Problems, But A Pill Ain't 1
I may have lots of problems, but today I have one less. Thats right boys and girls, Scott Normand swallowed a fucking pill.
Guess the Food!
Let’s play a game. I’m going to list off ingredients of the food I just ate and you will try and guess what that is. Here we go:
Sugar
Corn Starch
Corn Syrup
Tapioca
Gelatin
Artificial Flavours
There you go. Now guess. Please.
Listen
The Chip.
Guy - "Do you have the chip?"
Me - "No, we don't have the chip."
Guy - "Oh, you don't have the chip."
Me - "No... wait... you don't even have the chip"
Slap In the Face.
One great feeling is when you’re watching a movie and all of the music is shit that you used to have on your iPod. It makes you feel tres avant garde.
However, in this particular case, I didn’t feel as good. Although I still felt avant garde, every time I did, I remembered that I got duped into watching that shit.
“How many casses like this have you been a part of?… In that you have asked the death Penalty?”
“I have asked the death penalty 24 times.”
“And, how many times have you succeded?”
“23”
Really?
Has he really not AXED you that question?
Here’s a question, what is it that prevents you from saying “asked”?
You too.
So my parents thought it would be nice to get me U2 tickets. I love them for thinking of me, but I hate U2. However, this will give me a chance to shoot Bono in the face in an attempt to knock off his ridiculous sunglasses.
I’m sitting in the north endzone. I’d better bring a scoped rifle.
THOUGHTS ON THE BUS by: Daniel John
I saw a beauty today;
We had both been
swallowed whole,
by this persistent whale…
We never spoke,
but her softest beauty
sang to me,
in the heat of this odd whale;
Embarrassment made me pale.
For in ignorance I do flaunt,
as maybe the best way
to know beauty,
is to not know her at all.
eject: Recently ABC’s ‘Modern Family’ showed a... →
kellyoxford:
Recently ABC’s ‘Modern Family’ showed a modest gay kiss between two characters who are raising a child and in a loving relationship. It was a big deal for this kiss to be on the air.
Last week FOX’s ‘Glee’ showed two underage teenage girls, in cheerleading outfits, in bed, kissing. It was not a…
On a different note,
such as a C#, I will be making a blog called “Time Capsule”. It will be exactly as it implies; A time capsule that I post in only once a year. It will contain posts with that years main everything. Everything significant, what was popular, huge things that happened, music, movies, television, fashion, toys, video games, food. EVERYFUCKINGTHING.
I will need help. In December, I ask,...
It's personal.
I made a personal blog.
It lasted 7 minutes, because I couldn’t change the theme.
My life is that focused on design, that I can’t even keep an online journal.
oh well, penning up my thoughts, opinions, emotions and feelings will work too.
“Music, when I’m singing or fronting, it’s definitely not coming from me, it’s...”
– Iggy Pop
talltalk:
People = morons.
I do not like you.
That is all.
“Your syllables were all off.”
“Ya, ottomans shouldn’t talk”
THATS FUCKING RACISM LA-Z-BOY. Do you also think jews shouldn’t talk?
You bastards. I know your secrets.
Oh Grandpa...
“You guys are fixing roads all over the place, but not where I am. What are we? Blacks?”
-Ted Neskar Sr. speaking to his MP about Highway Number 9
I don’t think he’s a racist, but holy damn he needs to dump the pre-1950s prejudice phrases.
“We must stop pandering to the pornographers and the perverts, who seek to target our children and destroy their lives. I didn’t march in the gay parade parade this year — the gay pride parade this year. My opponent did. And that’s not the example that we should be showing our children, certainly not in our schools. And don’t misquote me as wanting to hurt...
“So the other day my dad made me chicken noodle soup from the left over turkey…” -some woman
Um… ya… nice try. Something doesn’t work there.
FUR OSELLA
Rosella, today I took one of your shifts. It was really fucking busy and unpleasant. I missed a lecture from one of my favorite people, Douglas coupland, and also missed my mums return home. And guess what? I didn’t count anything.
Thanks alot.
The following reads the gayist comment you will ever see me write.
I don’t see how people who study fashion magazines can be so drably dressed.
Ya, thanks a fucking lot.
My thanks giving turkey? Sliced not shaved, natural selections oven roasted turkey, seasoned. Bought on the third of October at my local sobeys. It would seem I have alot to be thankful for.
Just not this.
That was the worst game I’ve ever seen go to overtime.
“Don’t worry, she’ll be asleep before you hit the mill.”
– Ted Neskar Sr.
Happy Birthday John Lennon,
This year, as a gift, We let glee beat one of your records on the billboard charts.
Enjoy.
Heather,
Stop being such a god damned prima donna.
Like seriously, get the fuck over your self.
Maps for the Stereotypical. →
I'll Show You Loud.
So, I’m kinda peeved right now, because sustainable development was in our sights, and was even almost achieved with the new Sun Chip bag. It was great. Biodegradable, no more expensive, and didn’t harm anyone or anything.
Except you. You bastard who called and complained because it was too fucking loud.
I’ll show you loud.
If I ever find out who it was who wrote that damn...
Studying Halftime.
First quarter sumary: Human Geography is a sneaky little bitch, just when I thought I had it. I didn’t.
Second quarter summary: I’m fighting back with a carefully planned strategy.
Half time.
Stay tuned for second half action.
Holy Tits!
So today an old… not friend… CLASSMATE came through sobeys. She didnt go to my highschool.
Turns out she got implants. Completely expected that from her.
Perhaps my inability to study stems from the fact that I can’t believe that my entire future as an architect depends on one test for a stupid human geography class that has little to do with Architecture. However, this test turns into the next test…
then the next test…
then the exam…
then I fail. Look at that My GPA is really fucked now.
Looks like I should hit the...
Bros
I’m not trying to forget you
I just like to be alone
Come and give me the space I need
And you may and you may
And you may and you may
And you may find out that we’re alright
“Can I stick some money in the doggies head?” - Little Girl
I swear to Jesus, That dog makes more money than I do.
